April Fool’s 2015

Spy Poles Predict Tsunami

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There were a few suspect exclusives floating around the NewsFour website on Wednesday for some strange reason…

We announced the shock news of the overnight collapse of the Poolbeg Chimneys, as well as the lifting of the toll on the East-Link Bridge.

We also broke the story of the crack dog fouling monitoring team on the beat to clean the streets of Ringsend, and the Spy Poles predicting a tsunami for Dublin 4.

The announcement of Herbert Park’s redevelopment from public amenity to shopping centre had some locals furious, while the discovery of an ISIS plot to infiltrate SAMRA rocked the community to its core.

Finally, locals were astounded to hear of the new “Dublin 4E” postcode anounced for Ringsend and Irishtown, prompting two protests to take place at the same time.

The NewsFour WebMonkey