Archive for the April 1 2015 Category

April Fool’s 2015

There were a few suspect exclusives floating around the NewsFour website on Wednesday for some strange reason… We announced the shock news of the overnight collapse of the Poolbeg Chimneys, as well as the lifting of the toll on the […]

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Poolbeg Chimneys have Fallen Down

Poolbeg Chimneys have Fallen Down

Dubliners and locals of the area awoke to the shock news that the Poolbeg Chimneys have fallen down overnight. It is not yet known what led to the destruction of the towers. An ESB investigation team have moved in to […]

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Dog Fouling Crackdown for Ringsend

Dublin City Council announced yesterday that it had finalised its Dog Fouling Monitoring team, which will be in force from today. The move comes after years of secret planning conducted by officials who have come up short on tackling the […]

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East Link Bridge Free from Tomorrow

East Link Bridge Free from Tomorrow

New rules about free passage over the East-Link bridge will come into play from tomorrow onward. Dublin City Council announced the plans this morning, with the free passage coming into force from midnight tonight.

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New Dublin 4E Postcode for Ringsend and Irishtown

New Dublin 4E Postcode for Ringsend and Irishtown

An Post have announced a new “Dublin 4E” postcode demarcation for the Ringsend and Irishtown areas. The measure comes into force with regard to the new Eircode postcode markings system. Eircode identifies every household in the country with a unique […]

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Spy Poles Predict Tsunami

Spy Poles Predict Tsunami

DCC have last night defended their decision to install Spy Poles on Coast Road in Sandymount, stating that the decision has saved many lives. The spy poles were installed last December under the guise of Tidal Monitors, but one eagle-eyed […]

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Herbert Park to be Redeveloped

Herbert Park to be Redeveloped

A building developer has announced major plans for the redevelopment of Herbert Park. Robin Banks informed NewsFour that he has been given the go-ahead for a major building project to replace Herbert Park with a shopping mall, car park and […]

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ISIS Plot to Infiltrate SAMRA

ISIS Plot to Infiltrate SAMRA

Shockwaves rippled across Sandymount this morning as news reached residents of an ISIS plot to infiltrate SAMRA. Intelligence services near the Islamic State controlled city of Mosul in Northern Iraq uncovered documents relating to the planned operation.

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